diff --git a/GNUmakefile b/GNUmakefile
index 3de15b4a..b5bc938e 100644
--- a/GNUmakefile
+++ b/GNUmakefile
@@ -17,9 +17,12 @@ MAKEFLAGS += --no-builtin-rules
 ## ANDROID_SDK := Path to the Android SDK.
 
 VERSION_CODE := 33
+VERSION_CODE_IOS := 8
 VERSION_NUMBER := 0.0.28-wip
 VERSION_NAME := This program kills fascists.
 
+IPHONEOS_VERSION_MIN=14.0
+
 SQLITE_URL := https://www.sqlite.org/2025/sqlite-amalgamation-3490000.zip
 BUNDLETOOL_URL := https://github.com/google/bundletool/releases/download/1.17.0/bundletool-all-1.17.0.jar
 APPIMAGETOOL_URL := https://github.com/AppImage/AppImageKit/releases/download/continuous/appimagetool-x86_64.AppImage
@@ -302,8 +305,8 @@ $(ANDROID_X86_64_TARGETS): LDFLAGS += -Lout/openssl/android/x86_64/usr/local/lib
 $(NONMACOS_TARGETS): CFLAGS += -Wno-cast-function-type
 $(MACOS_TARGETS): LDFLAGS += -Wl,-dead_strip
 $(NONMACOS_TARGETS): LDFLAGS += -Wl,--gc-sections -Wl,--as-needed
-$(IOS_TARGETS): CFLAGS += -miphoneos-version-min=9.0
-$(IOS_TARGETS): LDFLAGS += -miphoneos-version-min=9.0
+$(IOS_TARGETS): CFLAGS += -miphoneos-version-min=$(IPHONEOS_VERSION_MIN)
+$(IOS_TARGETS): LDFLAGS += -miphoneos-version-min=$(IPHONEOS_VERSION_MIN)
 ifeq ($(UNAME_S),Darwin)
 $(IOS_TARGETS): CFLAGS += -Iout/openssl/ios/ios64-xcrun/usr/local/include
 $(IOS_TARGETS): LDFLAGS += -Lout/openssl/ios/ios64-xcrun/usr/local/lib
@@ -914,7 +917,10 @@ src/ios/Info.plist : $(firstword $(MAKEFILE_LIST))
 	@echo "[ios_version] $@"
 	@cat $@ | \
 		tr '\n' '^' | \
-		sed -r -e 's@(<key>CFBundleShortVersionString</key>\^[[:space:]]*<string>)[0-9.]*(</string>)@\1$(VERSION_NUMBER:%-wip=%)\2@' | \
+		sed -r \
+			-e 's@(<key>CFBundleShortVersionString</key>\^[[:space:]]*<string>)[0-9.]*(</string>)@\1$(VERSION_NUMBER:%-wip=%)\2@' \
+			-e 's@(<key>CFBundleVersion</key>\^[[:space:]]*<string>)[[:digit:]]+(</string>)@\1$(VERSION_CODE_IOS)\2@' \
+			-e 's@(<key>MinimumOSVersion</key>\^[[:space:]]*<string>)[0-9.]*(</string>)@\1$(IPHONEOS_VERSION_MIN)\2@' | \
 		tr '^' '\n' > \
 		$@.tmp && mv $@.tmp $@ || rm -f $@.tmp
 
@@ -1227,7 +1233,7 @@ $(LOCAL_DEPS):
 		CROSS_TOP=../../deps/ios_toolchain/target \
 		CROSS_SDK=iPhoneOS18.2.sdk \
 		CC=clang \
-		OPTIONS=-miphoneos-version-min=9.0 \
+		OPTIONS=-miphoneos-version-min=$(IPHONEOS_VERSION_MIN) \
 		tools/ssl-local
 $(filter $(BUILD_DIR)/ios%,$(APP_OBJS)): | $(LOCAL_DEPS)
 endif
@@ -1274,7 +1280,7 @@ endif
 ifeq ($(UNAME_S),Darwin)
 IOS_DEPS := out/openssl/ios/ios64-xcrun/usr/local/lib/libssl.a
 $(IOS_DEPS):
-	+@BUILD_PLATFORM=ios BUILD_TARGET=ios64-xcrun SSL_TARGET=ios64-xcrun OPTIONS="-fPIC -Wno-macro-redefined -miphoneos-version-min=9.0" tools/ssl-local
+	+@BUILD_PLATFORM=ios BUILD_TARGET=ios64-xcrun SSL_TARGET=ios64-xcrun OPTIONS="-fPIC -Wno-macro-redefined -miphoneos-version-min=$(IPHONEOS_VERSION_MIN)" tools/ssl-local
 	+@BUILD_PLATFORM=ios BUILD_TARGET=iossimulator-xcrun SSL_TARGET=iossimulator-xcrun OPTIONS="-fPIC -Wno-macro-redefined" tools/ssl-local
 $(filter $(BUILD_DIR)/ios%,$(APP_OBJS)): | $(IOS_DEPS)
 endif
@@ -1408,6 +1414,17 @@ dist-test: dist ## Exercise some built distributable files, making sure they wor
 	@rm -rf tildefriends-$(VERSION_NUMBER)
 .PHONY: dist-test
 
+dist-ios: iosrelease-app
+	rm -rfv out/Payload out/tildefriends.ipa
+	mkdir -p out/Payload/tildefriends.app
+	cp -avR out/tildefriends-iosrelease.app/* out/Payload/tildefriends.app/
+	cp src/ios/tildefriends.png out/Payload/tildefriends.app/
+	cp src/ios/icons/Assets.car out/Payload/tildefriends.app/
+	cp src/ios/distribution.mobileprovision out/Payload/tildefriends.app/embedded.mobileprovision
+	xcrun -sdk iphoneos codesign -f -s 'Apple Distribution' --entitlements src/ios/Entitlements.plist --generate-entitlement-der out/Payload/tildefriends.app
+	cd out; zip -r tildefriends.ipa Payload; cd ..
+	xcrun -sdk iphoneos altool --upload-app -f out/tildefriends.ipa -t ios -u $$(cat .keys/altool-user) -p $$(cat .keys/altool-password)
+
 ##
 ## Targets for tidying up:
 ##
diff --git a/src/ios/Info.plist b/src/ios/Info.plist
index a4314f5d..fccf4d23 100644
--- a/src/ios/Info.plist
+++ b/src/ios/Info.plist
@@ -19,13 +19,13 @@
 		<string>iPhoneOS</string>
 	</array>
 	<key>CFBundleVersion</key>
-	<string>7</string>
+	<string>8</string>
 	<key>DTPlatformName</key>
 	<string>iphoneos</string>
 	<key>LSRequiresIPhoneOS</key>
 	<true/>
 	<key>MinimumOSVersion</key>
-	<string>16.2</string>
+	<string>14.0</string>
 	<key>UIDeviceFamily</key>
 	<array>
 		<integer>1</integer>
@@ -42,7 +42,6 @@
 	</array>
 	<key>BuildMachineOSBuild</key>
 	<string>24D70</string>
-
 	<key>DTPlatformBuild</key>
 	<string>22C146</string>
 	<key>DTPlatformVersion</key>
@@ -70,8 +69,6 @@
 	</array>
 	<key>UILaunchStoryboardName</key>
 	<string>LaunchScreen</string>
-
-
 	<key>CFBundleIcons</key>
 	<dict>
 		<key>CFBundlePrimaryIcon</key>
@@ -84,5 +81,7 @@
 			<string>AppIcon</string>
 		</dict>
 	</dict>
+	<key>ITSAppUsesNonExemptEncryption</key>
+	<false/>
 </dict>
 </plist>